I’ve got a few lines that are bound to get a laugh, or even a chuckle from even the most un humourous person.

 Women (about men and computers):

To get anything useful out of them, you have to turn them on.

They collect a lot of data, but in the end are still clueless.

Men (about women and computers):

Only God knows their internal workings.

They speak a language of their own that no one can comprehend.

When a mistake is made, they store this information in their hard disc’s long term memory for future retrieval.

 They may buy a reasonably priced computer but then spend half of their salary on accessories.